Confessions of a Valley Girl

What is more disgusting:

1. The slogan "We're # 1 in the # 2 business"

2. The fact that the slogan is on the back of white boxer shorts.

3. That I have the gall to actually wear them outside of the house?

Your choice, but let me close with.............Have you had your colon scoped lately?? :^

Up in the Blue Ridge Mountains last Sunday. Took this photo on an entrance to the Mini Pentagon. This is where the important people will go in case of the worst case scenario. I hear it has a mall inside it along with everything else you would need to survive. The razor wire surrounding a mountain, the camera staring at me while I snapped this shot...all very eerie. This is a few miles from Camp David. I hear that the townspeoples' cell phones wont work here. I hope they have better luck inside the mountain, I noticed the cell tower on top of the mountain. Our tax money hard at work here since they began digging it in the 30's.